your thighs won’t touch if you have my head between them
this post will solve all insecurity issues i swear
why can’t periods just last for like an hour, like okay you’ve made your point, I’m not pregnant you can leave now
"What the hell happened to you? What kind of damage was done to you?"
i still can’t believe americans don’t call car parks
car parks wtf
is that where you bring your car on weekends so it can play with other cars
NO IT’S WHERE YOU PARK YOUR FUCKING CAR
we call them parking lots because they are areas (lots) where parking has happened — you parked your car in this lot
everyone in harry potter treated luna like she was crazy for believing in weird stuff like they didn’t go to wizard high school
"Our nephew came in here for a little advice .Not just on music, but on the female of the species."
i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like
AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE
"THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”